The merits of TV debating…
Just as the general election campaigns kick off across the nations of the UK, the first TV debate including all of the “main” parties standing. “Main” is perhaps a contentious point considering that some of these parties hold a few seats each- a list for your leisure…
http://www.politicsresources.net/area/uk/mps.htm
Nevertheless OFCOM, in its wisdom, has independently decided that this is in the interests of the country and, considering all of the latest opinion polls, perhaps this is right.
The BBC has a good part of its website dedicated to each of these parties’ manifestos so have a little look if that is interesting- perhaps you may learn more than each leader shouting over each other.
There will be lots of issues raised, principally the economy, debt and growth and immigration up as the hot topics. From cutting taxes to hospital car park charges, this debate gives us the first look at how each party is shaping up!
Whether this debate is an introduction to politics or whether you’re on the ball RE each party’s manifesto then tonight should be interesting. Personally, I’d take this with a pinch of salt and think about what happens, whilst remembering that it is only the beginning, not nearly the end of the campaigning!
Intro over, I’m going to get seriously flippant. See if you can spot who I think won’t do well….
I know that some people will be flagging after the first half of this debate, so I have a solution.
A suggested recipe for those expecting more boredom- the leaders’ debate drinking game. You have a few minutes to prepare…
1) Choose a party and use them as a basis. (Perhaps the one that you may vote for in May).
2) Wander along to the nearest shop and purchase your tipple.
3) Drink. As responsibly or as irresponsibly as you like. I don’t care.
Each time one of the following happens, have a drink and see you the other side…
-Your chosen party leader gets a round of applause (5 fingers to another person of your choice and shout “……………… knows best!” as they drink)
-A rival leader makes a point you agree with (2 fingers and mutter that they are a scallywag under your breath)
-You leader admits a mistake then tries to wriggle out of it (a full pint and tell your boss about this game tomorrow)
-If you cannot follow the issue and suspect it’s because they are lying (2 fingers)
-NHS is mentioned (2 fingers)
-Nigel Farage answers without saying either ‘immigration’ or ‘EU’ etc (10 pints of the purest and strongest Vodka- I doubt it will happen)
-Ed Miliband looks lost (3 fingers and pretend you have lost your Wensleydale as well…)
-Ed Miliband says he’s ‘tough’ (1/2 drink and do 10 press ups)
-David Cameron says “I agree with Nick” (2 fingers and reminisce about things you said in 2010)
-Nick Clegg makes a pledge that you suspect he will not keep (2 fingers and admit a filthy lie from your past)
-Nick Clegg apologises (3 fingers and text a friend with an apology)
-Nicola Sturgeon tells people what is best for Scotland (reach for the whiskey and belt out Flower of Scotland)
-Leanne Wood enchants you with her accent into agreeing on an issue that you previously didn’t agree with (3 fingers and try to pronounce Cymru)
-Leanne Wood makes an excellent point about the NHS or refers to Welsh healthcare (drink as much as possible and book a hospital bed for a stomach pump…)
-Natalie Bennett says something extremely sensible but then fails to explain it coherently (3 fingers and plan a wild weekend which will never happen in a million years)
-You find yourself wondering what is going on with Natalie Bennett’s accent (reach for a fosters and see if that helps)
-Nigel Farage makes a thinly veiled racist comment (3 fingers and shout about how things were better in the good old days)
-Nigel Farage gives a plain man’s answer which doesn’t make any sense (don’t bother drinking, we don’t want A and E clogging up)
-Nigel Farage says something that you agree with (take a piece of clothing off)
Finally, enjoy the second half and then sober up before voting, to make sure it’s informed.
If you’d like to comment beneath with your views on the first half then drop a line. Keep it clean, keep it constructive, no abuse!
Who is doing well?
Who has surprised you?
Has tonight opened up a new party to you, that you previously overlooked?
Are you drunk?

